bless u spideybutt
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
”explain your answer”
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time