tricksterity:

 

bless u spideybutt

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(Source: alcoholicmother)

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers)

connorsclevercorner:

lizziemcguireblog:

Lizzie had the most iconic hairstyles

These all seemed so normal in 2001.

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied)


(Source: paralysedbeaver)